I think my editors at Paste are punishing me. On the one hand, I get to review things like This is Not a Burial, It’s a Resurrection. On the other hand they’ve made me watch two of the worst things I’ve seen all year, one of those being Vanquish, a film I apparently scrubbed from my brain because it’s just that awful. Seriously, I nearly watched it a second time just to jog my memory.
Fortunately, you can just read my review and avoid watching it at all.