A fish? A bathtub? That’s not where fish go.
“But she’s got high notes, she’s got high notes / She’s got high apple pie, in the sky notes.”
Sorry gang, I don’t have a pithy, clever, insightful, or even corny intro to this piece, the movie is just too good.
And if anyone can hold Steve Coogan accountable, it’s career Welshman Rob Brydon.
How to build a girl? Start with a good script.
Not Brian Dennehy’s last-last role, but it might be his last great role. We’ll see once his last-last movies come out.
Stop the presses, Quentin Dupieux made a movie that I’m not ambivalent about!
A movie with a title this fun shouldn’t turn out this frustratingly amateur. Big wasted opportunity, if you ask me.
Not a Magic: The Gathering reference or a Nine Inch Nails reference, and mercifully not even a reference to 1980s kids-versus-the-monsters movies.
“And the moral of the story is, don’t buy from Amazon,” he said bravely, having already bought from Amazon.
But who is “we,” and why are we-they summoning any darkness at all? That’s the question.
A sweet-natured teen comedy about girlfriends, not a crappy slasher flick about killer robots.
Both as in the selfish desire for wealth or power or material goods, and also the Michael Winterbottom movie.
You’re locked inside, the movies you want to see aren’t getting VOD releases, and you’ve probably watched the ones that have. Maybe try something way off your radar next!
Hey, I’m just as shocked as you are that they went with my suggested headline, but life’s just full of surprises.
Spoiler alert: Don’t actually come to daddy, he’s going to try to kill you with a meat cleaver. It’s not his fault; he’s very, very drunk, and he’s also Stephen McHattie. (Or IS HE?!)
There’s the Sally Potter we need, the Sally Potter we deserve, and, here, the Sally Potter we’re all very, very puzzled by.
Onward, but not upward, or forward, just mostly backward.
Hey, did you know that a new Dardennes movie just came out less than a month ago? Bet you didn’t. I bet even the Dardennes didn’t!
Andy makes a crediting boo-boo, but it’s okay.