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“‘The Avengers’ Gave Us Marvel’s Peak, 10 Years Ago”


Pour one out for the superhero movie, which had a great moment once upon a time and has steadily lost that moment every year since. Continue reading →

“Norah Jones, ‘Come Away With Me,’ & Revolutionary Quiet”

“Norah Jones, ‘Come Away With Me,’ & Revolutionary Quiet”


Happy anniversary to a great, and subtly influential, record! Continue reading →

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“‘Petite Maman’ Makes The Arthouse Film Accessible To Everyone”

“‘Petite Maman’ Makes The Arthouse Film Accessible To Everyone”


In which one of the best films of 2021 is let down by its distributor, and then becomes one of the best films of 2022, but again, its distributor let it down. Continue reading →

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“15 Years Ago, James Wan Made The Most ‘Freaky’ Underrated Thriller Of The Century”

“15 Years Ago, James Wan Made The Most ‘Freaky’ Underrated Thriller Of The Century”


Silence is golden, but also if you scream at the vengeful ghost of a murderous puppeteer, it is very bloody. Continue reading →

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SXSW ’22 Coverage Round-Up

SXSW ’22 Coverage Round-Up


Old lightning wit strikes again. Continue reading →

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“‘Come Drink With Me’ Kicked Off King Hu’s Graceful Influence on Wuxia”

“‘Come Drink With Me’ Kicked Off King Hu’s Graceful Influence on Wuxia”


Drink with you? Well, if you insist! Continue reading →

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“Noomi Rapace Aptly Leads Dour, Trudging, Icy War Film ‘Black Crab'”

“Noomi Rapace Aptly Leads Dour, Trudging, Icy War Film ‘Black Crab'”


Blacker than the blackest black times infinity. Continue reading →

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“A Coda to CODA”

“A Coda to CODA”


In which I play Nostradamus, sort of. Continue reading →

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“Cringe Comedy ‘All My Friends Hate Me’s Caustic Nastiness Hypnotizes”

“Cringe Comedy ‘All My Friends Hate Me’s Caustic Nastiness Hypnotizes”


Every millennial reading this right now is feeling very attacked, I guarantee it. Continue reading →

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“The 10 Best Bad Movies On Netflix”

“The 10 Best Bad Movies On Netflix”


Yeah, I’m not sure what it means to be the best bad movie, either, but nobody else does and hey: Let’s have fun. Continue reading →

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“Why Is There Wax on My Beer Bottle?”

“Why Is There Wax on My Beer Bottle?”


Why indeed. Continue reading →

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“20 Martial Arts Movies Every Guy Should See”

“20 Martial Arts Movies Every Guy Should See”


Every guy. And every gal. And hell, everyone else, however they identify. These are good-ass ass-kicking movies, friends. Continue reading →

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“‘Dear Mr. Brody’s’ Letters Of Heartbreak”

“‘Dear Mr. Brody’s’ Letters Of Heartbreak”


Oh, dear. Mr. Brody. How could you, Mr. Brody? Continue reading →

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“The Best Movies Based On Books”

“The Best Movies Based On Books”


Cue comments about all the books I “missed” or “forgot” on this list. Continue reading →

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“Dual Narratives Betray Subterfuge Drama ‘Huda’s Salon’s’ Strengths”

“Dual Narratives Betray Subterfuge Drama ‘Huda’s Salon’s’ Strengths”


Sometimes, two movies for the price of one isn’t really a bargain. Continue reading →

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“Hurray for the Riff Raff Finds New ‘Life on Earth'”

“Hurray for the Riff Raff Finds New ‘Life on Earth'”


Life on Earth, the album: Good. Life on Earth, the thing that we’re part of: Jury’s out. Continue reading →

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“The Perfect Beer and Snack Pairings For That Big Game”

“The Perfect Beer and Snack Pairings For That Big Game”


In technical sportsball term, the delay on posting this could be referred to as an unforced error. Continue reading →

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“The Most Mind-Blowing Sci-Fi Thriller Of 2021 Is Finally Streaming Online”

“The Most Mind-Blowing Sci-Fi Thriller Of 2021 Is Finally Streaming Online”


You’re goddamn right it is (streaming, mind-blowing, sci-fi, and a thriller, but also horror). Continue reading →

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“‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ Review: David Blue Garcia Lets Leatherface Rip In Delightfully Gory Sequel”

“‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ Review: David Blue Garcia Lets Leatherface Rip In Delightfully Gory Sequel”


Brum brummm, brum-brum-brummmmmmmm Continue reading →

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“I Want More Rom-Coms Like ‘I Want You Back'”

“I Want More Rom-Coms Like ‘I Want You Back'”


Not the Jackson 5 song, though that song is great, but a Jenny Slate and Charlie Day rom-com. This is, in fact, a selling point. Continue reading →

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