“Overstuffed Adaptation ‘Attack on Finland’ Feels a Little Too Real”

An attack on one is an attack on all, at least in my neighborhood of our collective consciousness. Continue reading →

“‘The Princess’ Reigns”

Lots of Disney movies and Gareth Evans-inspired martial artistry all collide with one of the best hyper-violent action filmmakers working today. Plus: Joey King. Continue reading →

“Bale Out The Candles: Celebrating 4 Christian Bale Anniversaries In 1 Month”

Don’t worry: None of those anniversaries are for “American Hustle” or “Vice.” Continue reading →

“40 Years Ago, ‘The Thing’ Set A New Standard For Sci-Fi Thrillers – And Accidentally Inspired A Modern Movie Trend”

The thing about ‘The Thing’ is that it’s one of the best American movies ever made. Continue reading →

“Album Review: With Honesty and Wisdom, Tim Heidecker Looks Back on ‘High School’”

No, you’re not wrong, that’s the same Tim Heidecker as the Tim Heidecker you’re thinking of. Continue reading →

“With ‘Cosmopolis,’ a Limo Ride That Redefined Robert Pattinson’s Career”

With this byline, an article that one day will hopefully prove to redefine Andy Crump’s career. Continue reading →

Tribeca At Home ’22: A Very Disappointing Round-Up

A swing and a miss followed by three other swings and misses. Continue reading →

“Meanwhile Brewing Teams Up With Dutch Artist for New IPA Series”

Meanwhile, Andy is catching up on his backlog. Continue reading →

“You Need To Watch The Most Ludicrous Action Movie Ever On Netflix ASAP”

Ever? Yes, ever. I said it. You gotta listen to me. Continue reading →

“‘Knocked Up,’ But I’m Pro-Choice: A One-Seventh Of A Century Retrospective”

We at MMH care very, very much about fractional accuracy. Continue reading →

“The Kids Aren’t Alright in Lean, Mean ‘Homebound'”

Spoiler, I guess, but they’re technically “alright” compared to the adults in this movie. Continue reading →

“‘Blade II,’ Still Sharp”

If you want anything done right, including a “Blade 2” retrospective, you gotta do it yourself. Continue reading →

“50 Years Ago, Andrei Tarkovsky Made The Most Disturbing Sci-Fi Movie Ever”

Depending on who you ask and how they interpret the ending, I guess! Continue reading →

“‘The Avengers’ Gave Us Marvel’s Peak, 10 Years Ago”

Pour one out for the superhero movie, which had a great moment once upon a time and has steadily lost that moment every year since. Continue reading →

“Norah Jones, ‘Come Away With Me,’ & Revolutionary Quiet”

Happy anniversary to a great, and subtly influential, record! Continue reading →

“‘Petite Maman’ Makes The Arthouse Film Accessible To Everyone”

In which one of the best films of 2021 is let down by its distributor, and then becomes one of the best films of 2022, but again, its distributor let it down. Continue reading →

“15 Years Ago, James Wan Made The Most ‘Freaky’ Underrated Thriller Of The Century”

Silence is golden, but also if you scream at the vengeful ghost of a murderous puppeteer, it is very bloody. Continue reading →

SXSW ’22 Coverage Round-Up

Old lightning wit strikes again. Continue reading →

“‘Come Drink With Me’ Kicked Off King Hu’s Graceful Influence on Wuxia”

Drink with you? Well, if you insist! Continue reading →