No, but yes, but also it sort of depends on how you look at it. Good movie, though! Continue reading
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“New England Is Home To Some of the Country’s Best Beer. These Were the 5 Best New Beers of 2022”
Disclosure: I did not write the headline. That said, the headline is 100% correct. Continue reading
“Born To Fight: Final Girls Ready To Slash Back”
Or bludgeon back, or stab back, or decapitate back. Basically, any kind of [violent verb] back they can sneak in. Continue reading
“Why You Should Own a Blu-ray Collection (Really)”
The real number one reason, of course, is that Andy Crump told you to. Continue reading
“The Best Cinematography Of 2022”
It’s what the title says. The best. The BEST. Continue reading
“What Does Santa The Action Hero Stand For?”
Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight, because we’re being held hostage by ruthless mercenaries and we could sure use the help. Continue reading
“Kier-La Janisse’s Work Meets a New Feminist Essential in House of Psychotic Women: Rarities Collection”
Downsizing the house to a 4-bedroom occupied by women on different points of the “psychotic” spectrum. Continue reading
“‘Drive’s Endearing Buddy-Action Vibes Should’ve Made Mark Dacascos a Star”
This ain’t your father’s “Drive.” It ain’t Nicolas Winding Refn’s “Drive,” either. Continue reading
“D.I.Y. Sci-Fi: A Talk With Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead”
A talk, as in, 30 minutes of talk plus some other minutes, all cut down to about 1000 words. Continue reading
“You Need To Watch The Sexiest Sci-Fi Thriller Of All Time On Amazon Prime ASAP”
Raisin’ hell and rendin’ souls, with a healthy side of kink. Continue reading
“Are Pumpkin Beers ‘Squashed’ for Good?”
Roasted, perhaps? Pureed? Carved out? Continue reading
“20 Years Ago, Robin Williams Made The Scariest Psychological Thriller Of His Career”
One hour photo, ninety minutes of high-anxiety and cold tension. Continue reading
“The Reinvention of Aubrey Plaza”
But first, she had to be invented. Continue reading
You Need To Watch The Most Realistic Vampire Hunter Movie On Netflix ASAP”
Vampire hunting, let me tell you, that’s a job that’ll suck you dry. You’ll work ’till set of sun. It’s a high stakes gig. Vampire pun. Continue reading
“Steel at 25: Shaqsploitation”
You’d better ask MC Hammer ’bout this bad mama jama tall kid with the hoopa hypa lipta-gramma. Continue reading
“Everything You Need to Know About Session IPAs”
Surprisingly, there’s a lot to know other than the fact that you have to drink a lot of ’em to get buzzed. Continue reading
“Freddie Gibbs and Diego Ongaro on the Realism of ‘Down with the King'”
But up with this movie, way way way way way up with this movie. Continue reading
“The 10 Best End Of The World Movies”
It’s the end of the world as we know it, but if you watch these 10 films, you’ll feel fine. Or maybe you’ll feel worse! Continue reading
“The 5-Minute Guide to Hazy IPA Food Pairing”
About time I started putting my talents for drinking beer and eating food to good, practical use. Continue reading
“Bale Out The Candles: Celebrating 4 Christian Bale Anniversaries In 1 Month”
Don’t worry: None of those anniversaries are for “American Hustle” or “Vice.” Continue reading
A Constant Visual Feast 