“The Most Mind-Blowing Sci-Fi Thriller Of 2021 Is Finally Streaming Online”

You’re goddamn right it is (streaming, mind-blowing, sci-fi, and a thriller, but also horror). Continue reading →

“‘The Worst Person in the World’ Finds Magic In The Malaise”

Turns out the worst person in the world is me, the guy who won’t update his blog because it’s too much work. Continue reading →

“The Most Dazzling Sci-Fi Movie Of 2021 Reveals A Dark Internet Truth”

Beauty, Beast, bad times on the interwebs. Continue reading →

“George Clooney’s Sentimentality Can’t Prop Up ‘The Tender Bar'”

The tender blah. Continue reading →

“‘Agnes’ Review: The Genre Subversion Of This Horror Nunspolitation Compels You”

Agnes / Beyond power of speech / When the one thing you want / Is the only thing out of your reach
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“‘Jockey’ and ‘Pig’ Highlight the Myriad Powers of the Character Actor”

Jockeying for a pig. Or pigging out with a jockey. Or how about one day I write an excerpt that’s actually good? Continue reading →

“‘The Tragedy of Macbeth’ Reveals The Biggest Problem With ‘Game Of Thrones'”

How do you say “Denzel Washington is the coolest” in Shakespearean? Continue reading →

“The Best Cinematography Of 2021”

The best pretty-lookin’ things. Continue reading →

“‘Being the Ricardos’ Sags Under the Sorkin of It All”

This could have been a good movie, but the writer-director couldn’t help Sorkin all the oxygen out of the room. Continue reading →

“2021 Is the Year of Adam Driver”

As much as it pains me to admit it, of course. Continue reading →

“‘The Summit Of The Gods’ Review: In Patrick Imbert’s Breathtaking Animated Film, Everest Is The True Star”

Sorta like the nectar of the gods and manna from heaven, but with more near-death experiences. Continue reading →

“‘Flee’ Is A Candid Documentary That Uses Animation To Tell An Afghan Refugee’s Harrowing Story”

Run, don’t walk, and definitely don’t flee from this incredible film. Continue reading →

“‘The Hand of God,’ The Eyes of a Boy”

It’s a hand, but made into a fist, but with a single digit raised, and guess which one? Continue reading →

“Exclusive Interview: Lee Haven Jones On ‘The Feast’s’ Inherent Welshness”

Feast your eyes on more articles about “The Feast.” Continue reading →

’14 Peaks: Nothing Is Impossible’ Aims High But With Too Broad A Scope [Review]’

If nothing is impossible, then why wasn’t it possible to make a good movie out of this story? Continue reading →

“Adam Ethan Crow’s Haunted Airbnb Story ‘Lair’ Needs Stronger Layers”

Welcome to Adam Ethan Crow’s Airbnb LAIR. Continue reading →

“‘The Beta Test’ Is The Most Intense Noir Thriller Of 2021”

Jim Cummings’ The Wolf of Snow Hollow came out last year. For a moment, while researching my piece on The Beta Test, his new movie, I thought I was experiencing time dilation, but no: It’s a 2020 movie. Cummings is a busy man. He’s also constantly improving. I genuinely think The Beta Test, co-directed with PJ McCabe, … Continue reading →

“‘Julia’ Looms as Large as the Chef Herself”

Oh, to grow up in the time of Julia Child. Continue reading →

“Solving the Case of ‘Horror Noire'”

I’m not sure I agree 100% with your police work there, movie. Continue reading →

“Matthias Schweighöfer’s ‘Army of Thieves’ Replaces Zombie Chaos with Deep-Rooted Joy”

Armies by definition have 5 people in them, and now you know. Continue reading →