This show is as cute as the Dickens, son. (I’ll show myself out.)
A shadow in the cloud overshadowed by the shadow of one really awful guy.
One king, two king, I’m a king, you’re a king.
A strong contender for “best video game movie ever,” bless Scott Adkins.
An actor who has been good through much of his career, and great in the rest, continues striving to be better, and that’s why he’s an icon.
I can promise you this: Unlike Dennis Harvey, I think Carey Mulligan is 100% hot enough to serve as this film’s lead.
Interrupting your regularly scheduled year-end programming for: Something surprisingly good.
It’s a Mads, Mads, Mads, Mads world.
Walkin’ like a wolf. Wolfin’ like a walker. Makin’ magic happen.
A dance movie like no other, because the dance comes second to social context.
(Note: I wrote this for another outlet but we all failed to remember that someone else reviewed it. So as to not waste the review, I’m running it here instead. Enjoy!) Darius Marder’s debut feature Sound of Metal opens with droning cacophony and nearly ends with more of the same, until his protagonist makes the …
Wouldn’t you know it, there is nothing either super or intelligent about this sucker.
Eva Ever Green.
Run, or don’t. I mean, it’s just playing on your television, there’s no rush.
Kristen Stewart is gay. Clea Duvall is gay. Mackenzie Davis is, uh, not, but she plays gay well. Christmas is now gay. You are gay.
For Christmas, all I want is for movies to stop making Timothée Chalamet happen.
Ah, Mel Gibson; always you wrestle inside me.
A movie so bad I put off sharing my review on this site, and also put off sharing anything else.
I don’t know about you but I prefer MY Bill Murray performances neat.
A review literally a year in the making.