…man, that’s a pretty late mass.
Sounds like a lovely place to visit, except for all the goddamn trash.
This movie kicks ass.
Look, people are gonna like this more than me and that’s fine; no matter what, we all agree that this movie has the best title of any movie released in like the last 20 years.
Here’s a lesson in filmmaking language: It’s hard to make a screenlife movie interesting. But this one is!
“Best” sellers? More like “not the best” sellers, oh yeah, there’s that sweet burn I’m lookin’ for.
I mean, you can forget the saxophone; you had me with that extremely punny name.
God, yes, meta-docs, just inject that right into my veins, please.
I’ll probably be writing about this show forever, which feels appropriate because, y’know, vampires.
See, the title works because of racism.
Have you seen “See”? Do you see what I “See”? See what I mean about “See”?
13,000 is, and I’m getting really technical here, a whole lot of goddamn feet to be at.
Bzzzzz bzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz eeeeeeeeee bzzzzz
A good movie that reminds us maybe the movies aren’t always the safest place to be, especially when a killer is killing people in the audience dead.
An even longer time coming: This blog post. Is it as worth the wait as the album? No.
Momoa, more problems.
Not that kind of Teddy, or the other kind of Teddy. It’s just a guy named Teddy. Life is boring sometimes. But this movie isn’t!
You might as well stand for yourself, sometimes it seems like no one’s gonna do that for you.
God grant me the serenity to accept things I cannot change, but also please, PLEASE explain to me why people still make movies like this one.
I cannot think of two words less-suited to follow one after the other, and also I cannot think of a movie title that conveys “ass kicking” better than this.