So far, when it comes to Joe Begos and the movies that Joe Begos makes, I’m 2 for 4; I like Bliss, I like VFW (though I like it less than Bliss), and I remember liking Almost Human, but it’s been almost a decade so I might need to revisit. I also never saw Mind’s Eye. Sorry Joe! There’s …
Sometimes love finds people too young. Sometimes bad, punny headers find unprepared readers. It happens.
One of the “best films of 2019” is now actually opening in theaters, so really it’s one of the best films of 2020, but really it’s a great movie in any year and you should see it.
Greek mythology, Dutch mythology, Ava Gardner, day for night shooting, romance, and fourth-wall breaking; there’s no way I wasn’t going to dig this movie.
Happy Valentine’s Day, go watch a monster movie.
File under “send horror journalists to check out the latest hyped-up thing,” please.
“Go do that voodoo that you do,” says the spoiled white girl to the mambo, foolishly throwing cash at something she doesn’t and never will understand.
“It’s so sexy / To be eating dinner in America”
That heaving noise you hear is the sound of Andy laughing too hard for too long at his own incredibly dumb joke.
Unspeakable horror! Mutant nightmares! Eldritch evil! Alexandrian witchcraft! Nicolas Cage gleefully picking tomatoes and peaches off of the vine!
What’s a man do to when he has all the money in the world plus a rehabilitated image as Marvel’s greatest hero? He does little. Very, very little.
In which one kid’s personal apocalypse is ushered in through his own obsession with recording his every stupid move.
Andy had hopes for this movie, but it turns out it’s so not-a good.
Abolish the death penalty.
It’s never too late to take a minute and jot down some thoughts about one of 2019’s best country records, y’know.
Good morning everyone! Let’s get popular on the Internet.
There are only so many ways that I, personally, can imagine screwing this movie up, and Jay Roach screws it up in all those ways plus others.
“It’s tough being the one guy with an unflattering take on the movie everyone loves,” said the one guy with an unflattering take on the movie everyone loves, finding the strength to move on against all odds.
Warning: Lots of gardening and botany puns ahead.
There’s nothing more that Andy likes in this world than getting in the last word, except for Martin Scorsese movies. He likes those way more. But why not both!