“Run Away from ‘Antebellum’ as Fast as You Can”

Hoooooo boy I did not like this bullshit at all. Continue reading →

“We’re Obsessed With Fighting Our Evil Doppelgängers”

Watch yourself watching yourself while you’re living with yourself in a hole in the ground and ah hell, I give up. Continue reading →

“2020 Oscar Preview: Who Will Win and Who Should Win”

Oscar talk! Oscar talk here! Come get today’s fresh Oscar talk, sirs and ladies! Continue reading →

“The Best Horror Movies of 2019”

Out with the old, in with the new, but first you’d better watch these ten movies and maybe scare the daylights out of yourself. Continue reading →

“The Best Horror Movies of the 2010s”

The decade ain’t over ’til the ball drops, but eh, close enough in Internet years; let’s all get the pants scared off our persons. Continue reading →

“The 10 Best Horror Movies of 2019 (So Far)”

And it took a good bit of legwork to actually get to ten, let me tell you! Continue reading →

“Why ‘Us’ Must Be Watched More Than Once”

This is “Us,” or: This is my piece on “Us.” This my piece on what happens when “Us” is given a second viewing and how the insanity and meaning packed into its ending fundamentally changes the experience of the film. Continue reading →