“The Best Horror Movies of 2019”

Out with the old, in with the new, but first you’d better watch these ten movies and maybe scare the daylights out of yourself. Continue reading →

“A ‘Carnival of Souls’ At ‘The Lighthouse'”

One of the best horror movies all time. One of the best horror movies of 2019. One attempt at tying them both together. Continue reading →

“The Peculiar Horrors of New England”

New England is indeed a peculiar place, but your place would be peculiar, too, if it was built on some of the oldest bones buried in this country we call the United States of the Americas. Continue reading →

“Robert Eggers Is Ready to Do Worse Than The Lighthouse”

Note: “Worse” as in “worse for the people who make movies with him,” because “The Lighthouse” owns very, very hard. Continue reading →

“Great Movie Moments in Farting History”

Let me tell you: I had a real gas writing this piece. I trumpeted my enthusiasm the whole time I worked on it, no ifs, ands, or…buts. I can do this all day, by the way. Continue reading →