One king, two king, I’m a king, you’re a king.
Look, you all saw this coming. It’s like Criterion made this set just for me.
Stop the presses, Quentin Dupieux made a movie that I’m not ambivalent about!
If you’ve not seen a single Alejandro Jodorowsky film, from El Topo to The Holy Mountain, Santa Sangre to Tusk, or his last movie, 2013’s The Dance of Reality, then don’t worry: His latest, Endless Poetry, is totally accessible and understandable, no matter that you have no idea who Jodorowsky is, do you? Do you?! You disgust me. …so yeah, please read my review of Endless Poetry! …