“Hellbender And The Generation Gap”

AKA, “Okay, Boomer: The Movie.” Continue reading →

“Solving the Case of ‘Horror Noire'”

I’m not sure I agree 100% with your police work there, movie. Continue reading →

“Finance Bro Body Horror ‘Mosquito State’ Is Buzzy, Annoying In Turn”

Bzzzzz bzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz eeeeeeeeee bzzzzz Continue reading →

“Cuddle Up with ‘Teddy’s’ Outsider Angst”

Not that kind of Teddy, or the other kind of Teddy. It’s just a guy named Teddy. Life is boring sometimes. But this movie isn’t! Continue reading →

“‘Hunted’ Prowls Familiar Ground with Real Ferocity”

Just as a hint: The poster cuts off one of the most ferocious images in the movie. They had to mute its ferociousness. THAT’S how ferocious it is. Continue reading →

“‘Scare Me’ Opens the Halloween Season with Laughs and Gasps”

I dare ya, take your best shot, just TRY and oh man yup that’s scary, nevermind Continue reading →