“Elvis Mitchell’s Documentary ‘Is That Black Enough For You!?!’ Is Black Enough and More”

Yes, it is! Blacker than black! Blacker than the blackest black times infinity! You did it, Elvis! Continue reading →

You Need To Watch The Most Realistic Vampire Hunter Movie On Netflix ASAP”

Vampire hunting, let me tell you, that’s a job that’ll suck you dry. You’ll work ’till set of sun. It’s a high stakes gig. Vampire pun. Continue reading →

“You Need To Watch The Most Ludicrous Action Movie Ever On Netflix ASAP”

Ever? Yes, ever. I said it. You gotta listen to me. Continue reading →

“Noomi Rapace Aptly Leads Dour, Trudging, Icy War Film ‘Black Crab'”

Blacker than the blackest black times infinity. Continue reading →

“‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ Review: David Blue Garcia Lets Leatherface Rip In Delightfully Gory Sequel”

Brum brummm, brum-brum-brummmmmmmm Continue reading →

“The Best Classic & Old Movies on Netflix”

I’d say “who’re you callin’ old,” but I don’t want to get in an age contest with everyone who’s got a few years on me. Continue reading →

“‘The Hand of God,’ The Eyes of a Boy”

It’s a hand, but made into a fist, but with a single digit raised, and guess which one? Continue reading →

’14 Peaks: Nothing Is Impossible’ Aims High But With Too Broad A Scope [Review]’

If nothing is impossible, then why wasn’t it possible to make a good movie out of this story? Continue reading →

“‘Midnight Mass’: Mike Flanagan Stumbles Trying To Mix Horror With A Message In His Latest Netflix Fright”

…man, that’s a pretty late mass. Continue reading →

“‘Sweet Girl’: Jason Momoa Takes On The Pharma Industry & Loses… Badly”

Momoa, more problems. Continue reading →

“‘Gunpowder Milkshake’: You Can Have A ‘John Wick’-Style Milkshake As A Treat, But It’s Not Much Of A Coherent Movie”

I cannot think of two words less-suited to follow one after the other, and also I cannot think of a movie title that conveys “ass kicking” better than this. Continue reading →

“Thunder Force’s Lame Superhero Comedy Continues Ben Falcone and Melissa McCarthy’s Losing Streak”

Ben Falcone married Melissa McCarthy and man, he has given a masterclass in riding coattails ever since. Continue reading →

“‘Pacific Rim: The Black’: The Companion Piece To Guillermo Del Toro’s Original Film That Fans Deserve”

I guess it takes a code black (the Pacific Rim TV series) to make up for a code blah (the Pacific Rim sequel). Continue reading →

“Real World or Spiritual, Horror Is Always in the Room in ‘His House'”

Whose house? His house! Who’s he? A vengeful Sudanese witch! Continue reading →

“Merawi Gerima’s ‘Residue Streaks’ the Soul”

A metaphor about dog shit on your lawn turns into one of the most raw and beautiful debuts of the year. Imagine that. Continue reading →

“‘Ratched’: Ryan Murphy’s ‘Cuckoo’s Nest’ Prequel Offers A Garish, Unnecessary Origin Story”

I didn’t loathe the last Ryan Murphy show of 2020, but does that mean I liked it? Or that it’s any good? Continue reading →

“‘The Politician’ Season 2 Is A Soulless Satire Focused More On Sex Than Ideology”

It’s time I admit that I’m probably always the wrong person to review anything Ryan Murphy writes or directs. Continue reading →

“‘Hollywood’: All The Glitz & Glam Can’t Conceal Flimsy Storytelling”

Oh, Ryan Murphy, you historical revisionist rascal, you. Continue reading →

“We’re Obsessed With Fighting Our Evil Doppelgängers”

Watch yourself watching yourself while you’re living with yourself in a hole in the ground and ah hell, I give up. Continue reading →

“André Holland Talks Netflix’s ‘High Flying Bird’ And The Racial Politics of Sports”

A chat with one of the best actors out there about process, trust, and one of the most pervasive social and political issues of our day, that of America’s original sin. Continue reading →