Maybe Obama should have postponed his final State of the Union until after the premiere of Michael Bay’s latest fascist masterwork. At least then, Ted Cruz would have been too busy sitting in an empty theater with his pants around his ankles to offer response. 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi (henceforth referred to solely … Continue reading
Peter Berg’s latest offering is irredeemably terrible. Continue reading
Incoherent visuals, shoddy editing, robot genitals, and John Turturro’s naked ass. If those reasons aren’t enough to hate a film, then just call me unreasonable. 2007’s Transformers had a lot to recommend it; as a summer release based on a toy line, it wound up being far more fun than it had any right to, … Continue reading
A Constant Visual Feast 