There are so, so many things you should not do if you are in a horror movie, but above all else don’t look at the thing you shouldn’t look at. Continue reading
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“The Best Slasher Films Ever Made”
I felt like making friends and getting positive comments, so I decided to do a ranking list. Continue reading
“‘Malignant’ Explained: What Horror Gets Wrong About Imaginary Friends”
Here’s a shocker, most kids’ imaginary friends don’t actually go on murderin’ sprees. Journalism! Continue reading
“‘Midnight Mass’: Mike Flanagan Stumbles Trying To Mix Horror With A Message In His Latest Netflix Fright”
…man, that’s a pretty late mass. Continue reading
“Exclusive: Seeking Comfort From The Outside With ‘We Need to Do Something’ Director Sean King O’Grady”
In which the answer to “who’s a good boy” is “nobody, there is no good boy.” Continue reading
“‘What We Do In The Shadows’ Season 3 Lends Thoughtful New Depth To The Hilarious Vampire Series”
I’ll probably be writing about this show forever, which feels appropriate because, y’know, vampires. Continue reading
“Video Nasties: Evil Ed’ And ‘Censor'(ship)”
There’s never a bad time to talk about censorship, especially when you’re talking about horror! Continue reading
“Finance Bro Body Horror ‘Mosquito State’ Is Buzzy, Annoying In Turn”
Bzzzzz bzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz eeeeeeeeee bzzzzz Continue reading
“In the Original ‘Candyman,’ Curiosity Is Recognized as Transgression (and Dealt with Accordingly)”
If you click the link to this review 5 times while staring in the mirror, I appear behind you and say “thanks for clicking.” Continue reading
“Cuddle Up with ‘Teddy’s’ Outsider Angst”
Not that kind of Teddy, or the other kind of Teddy. It’s just a guy named Teddy. Life is boring sometimes. But this movie isn’t! Continue reading
“‘Sound Of Violence’ Is A Gory Mess That Never Hits The Emotional High Note”
“Sounds” an awful lot like derivative, inventive, but empty cacophony to me, emphasis on the “phony.” (Zing.) Continue reading
“‘The Abominable Dr. Phibes’ At 50”
More like “The Abominable Dr. Vibes,” y’know? Continue reading
“‘The Banishing’: A Scary And Thoughtful Haunted House Movie”
You’ll want to banish yourself to Shudder to watch this movie right away. Continue reading
“Barbara Crampton on ‘Jakob’s Wife’: ‘This Is a Horror Movie Crisis in a Relationship'”
Nothing to mend a marriage like a vampire bite and a mounting pile of corpses. Continue reading
“New England Backwoods Horror: Devereux Milburn And Dan Kennedy On ‘Honeydew'”
Not the kind you eat. In fact I’m still not 100% sure what melons have to do with [redacted] at all. Continue reading
“An Appreciation Of 7 Movies Featuring Murderous Clothing”
First: Please everyone bow to Matt Patches, one of my editors, who made the .gif as the header for this piece. It is truly breathtaking. Second: Watch these movies! Yes, the final entry is an example of Andy fudging his own rules, but I wrote the fucking thing, and you’re not the boss of me. … Continue reading
“‘Koko-di Koko-da’ Filmmaker Johannes Nyholm Explains How One of the Year’s Best Horror Films Was His ‘Personal Exorcism'”
Weird, it almost feels like we’re reliving the same day over and over again as I talk about this movie over and over again. Continue reading
“‘Helstrom’: Hulu’s Dismal, Supernatural Marvel Series Is Thunderously Dull”
There are better ways to fall asleep at night, but there are also worse ways! Continue reading
“Romola Garai’s ‘Amulet’ Needs a Polish”
Horror is so elevated that I’m not sure how anyone can lift it any higher without taking it through the ozone layer and sucking all the life out of the genre. Continue reading
“Natalie Erika James Discusses the Horror of Inescapable Truths in ‘Relic'”
I think Peter Steele said it best when he sang “Everything Dies.” Continue reading
