The thing about ‘The Thing’ is that it’s one of the best American movies ever made. Continue reading
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“The Most Mind-Blowing Sci-Fi Thriller Of 2021 Is Finally Streaming Online”
You’re goddamn right it is (streaming, mind-blowing, sci-fi, and a thriller, but also horror). Continue reading
“Hellbender And The Generation Gap”
AKA, “Okay, Boomer: The Movie.” Continue reading
“Exclusive Interview: Lee Haven Jones On ‘The Feast’s’ Inherent Welshness”
Feast your eyes on more articles about “The Feast.” Continue reading
“Adam Ethan Crow’s Haunted Airbnb Story ‘Lair’ Needs Stronger Layers”
Welcome to Adam Ethan Crow’s Airbnb LAIR. Continue reading
“40 Years Later, ‘Possession’ Is Recut, Restored, and Ready for Its Horror Audience”
If you’ve seen anything out of Possession, but haven’t seen all of Possession yourself, then you’ve probably seen its signature scene, where Isabelle Adjani makes like a madwoman and writhes while secreting whatever substance you can imagine. Hopefully, you’ve seen the material bookending that sequence, but if not, there’s ample opportunity to see the film now, 40 years … Continue reading
“Composer Alan Howarth Discusses Legendary Scores Ahead Of Coolidge Horrorthon”
Okay, well, this was awesome. Continue reading
“The Best Folk Horror Films You Need To Know”
You may have a ritualistic human sacrifice to a pagan god, as a treat. Continue reading
“Introducing: Carlson Young”
Nice to meet her. Continue reading
“The Biggest Sin You Can Commit In Horror Movies Is Being Serious”
There are so, so many things you should not do if you are in a horror movie, but above all else don’t look at the thing you shouldn’t look at. Continue reading
“The Best Slasher Films Ever Made”
I felt like making friends and getting positive comments, so I decided to do a ranking list. Continue reading
“‘Malignant’ Explained: What Horror Gets Wrong About Imaginary Friends”
Here’s a shocker, most kids’ imaginary friends don’t actually go on murderin’ sprees. Journalism! Continue reading
“‘Midnight Mass’: Mike Flanagan Stumbles Trying To Mix Horror With A Message In His Latest Netflix Fright”
…man, that’s a pretty late mass. Continue reading
“Exclusive: Seeking Comfort From The Outside With ‘We Need to Do Something’ Director Sean King O’Grady”
In which the answer to “who’s a good boy” is “nobody, there is no good boy.” Continue reading
“‘What We Do In The Shadows’ Season 3 Lends Thoughtful New Depth To The Hilarious Vampire Series”
I’ll probably be writing about this show forever, which feels appropriate because, y’know, vampires. Continue reading
“Video Nasties: Evil Ed’ And ‘Censor'(ship)”
There’s never a bad time to talk about censorship, especially when you’re talking about horror! Continue reading
“Finance Bro Body Horror ‘Mosquito State’ Is Buzzy, Annoying In Turn”
Bzzzzz bzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz eeeeeeeeee bzzzzz Continue reading
“In the Original ‘Candyman,’ Curiosity Is Recognized as Transgression (and Dealt with Accordingly)”
If you click the link to this review 5 times while staring in the mirror, I appear behind you and say “thanks for clicking.” Continue reading
“Cuddle Up with ‘Teddy’s’ Outsider Angst”
Not that kind of Teddy, or the other kind of Teddy. It’s just a guy named Teddy. Life is boring sometimes. But this movie isn’t! Continue reading
“‘Sound Of Violence’ Is A Gory Mess That Never Hits The Emotional High Note”
“Sounds” an awful lot like derivative, inventive, but empty cacophony to me, emphasis on the “phony.” (Zing.) Continue reading
A Constant Visual Feast 