And a filmography full of really darn good movies, plus a couple of “Paranormal Activity” movies. Nobody’s perfect. Not even Christopher Landon. Continue reading
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Sundance ’23 Review Round-Up
Third annual edition of “Andy watches Sundance movies at home,” engage. Continue reading
“Get Ghosted By Pete Ohs’ ‘Jethica'”
When in doubt, and when in a pandemic, drive to the middle of nowhere and shoot a ghost story movie about isolated people. Continue reading
“Is The Artificial Intelligence In ‘M3GAN’ A Real Threat?”
No, but yes, but also it sort of depends on how you look at it. Good movie, though! Continue reading
“‘Kids vs. Aliens’ vs. Tolerance For Intentionally Crummy Cinema”
There’s a certain something – jay nay say kwa, I think the French say – that movies purposefully made to look amateur need to excuse themselves. This movie does not have that. Continue reading
“Every Millennial Horror Geek Should Own the ‘Army of Darkness’ Shout! Factory 4K Release”
(Pssst: try to get the steelbook because it looks cool as hell.) Continue reading
“Kier-La Janisse’s Work Meets a New Feminist Essential in House of Psychotic Women: Rarities Collection”
Downsizing the house to a 4-bedroom occupied by women on different points of the “psychotic” spectrum. Continue reading
“Bill Posley’s Black Slasher ‘Bitch Ass’ Is as Fun as Its Title”
A good-ass review of a bitch-ass movie. (Bitchin’ ass, I mean.) Continue reading
“The Power of Grist Compels You! Why Horror Movies and Beer Go Better Together.”
In fairness, horror movies pair well with lots of things, from candy to drive-ins to PB&Js, but there isn’t a better pairing with horror than a frosty one. Continue reading
“‘The Visitor’s Twisty Narrative Overstays Its Welcome”
I am deeply unhappy to be revisiting this movie (bam). Continue reading
“No Power Compels the Tepid ‘My Best Friend’s Exorcism’ Adaptation”
Gonna hire a priest to exorcise this movie from my memory, hey-ooo. Continue reading
You Need To Watch The Most Realistic Vampire Hunter Movie On Netflix ASAP”
Vampire hunting, let me tell you, that’s a job that’ll suck you dry. You’ll work ’till set of sun. It’s a high stakes gig. Vampire pun. Continue reading
“40 Years Ago, ‘The Thing’ Set A New Standard For Sci-Fi Thrillers – And Accidentally Inspired A Modern Movie Trend”
The thing about ‘The Thing’ is that it’s one of the best American movies ever made. Continue reading
“The Kids Aren’t Alright in Lean, Mean ‘Homebound'”
Spoiler, I guess, but they’re technically “alright” compared to the adults in this movie. Continue reading
“15 Years Ago, James Wan Made The Most ‘Freaky’ Underrated Thriller Of The Century”
Silence is golden, but also if you scream at the vengeful ghost of a murderous puppeteer, it is very bloody. Continue reading
SXSW ’22 Coverage Round-Up
Old lightning wit strikes again. Continue reading
“‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ Review: David Blue Garcia Lets Leatherface Rip In Delightfully Gory Sequel”
Brum brummm, brum-brum-brummmmmmmm Continue reading
Sundance 2022: Review Round-Up
Coming in just in time at (checks notes) a month and change since the festival wrapped. Continue reading
“‘Agnes’ Review: The Genre Subversion Of This Horror Nunspolitation Compels You”
Agnes / Beyond power of speech / When the one thing you want / Is the only thing out of your reach
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“Iván Zulueta’s ‘Arrebato’: Lost and Found Altered Innocence Releases 4K Restoration”
You arrebato your ass I love this movie. Continue reading
A Constant Visual Feast 