Well, sure, it’s 2021, but you can still be scared of 2020. You probably should be, too!
A review literally a year in the making.
Whose house? His house! Who’s he? A vengeful Sudanese witch!
Man, social media horror shorts are a real breeding ground for future feature-length adaptations, eh?
A legacy sequel for a legacy sequel whose legacy speaks for itself.
I spent the days following my submission of my review seriously regretting I’d reviewed it at all.
In case you’re looking for somethin’ spooky to watch during this, even though it’s no longer the most spookiest time of the year: Here are 15 somethin’s!
It’s hard being a good cop in America’s werewolf country, and I guess we can just leave that chad hanging there and walk away.
A sterling example of getting what you pay for: A movie about possession that’s also named after possession.
I dare ya, take your best shot, just TRY and oh man yup that’s scary, nevermind
I have an old anecdote about Wil Wheaton that has stuck with me for over a decade, buckle up.
Hoooooo boy I did not like this bullshit at all.
A slasher, but a slasher about *America*.
Y’know, a zombie invasion at this point in the year would just be par for the course, and also maybe preferable to reality.
It’s more of a bite than a kiss, but when the end result is you become a bloodsucking fiend, who’s keeping count?
Insert “in Soviet Russia” joke here.
I was surprised to learn how many movies exist with a variation on this title. It’s…more than one.
Look, don’t get all mad at me, it’s literally true.
Horror is so elevated that I’m not sure how anyone can lift it any higher without taking it through the ozone layer and sucking all the life out of the genre.
I think Peter Steele said it best when he sang “Everything Dies.”