And yet: It’s a pleasure to watch. Lee bless.
For anyone in search of a “Luca” alternative.
Do you have the urge…to purge?
When you are a horror journalist and you are also a dad, you think about movies like this one on Father’s Day. (And most days.)
Nothing amusing here at all, in fact, except for the story of how a bunch of Lutherans hired GEORGE ROMERO to make a PSA for them.
Call me a pilgrim to Gomorrah if you will, for though I did not compose this title, I do embrace and endorse it.
“Sounds” an awful lot like derivative, inventive, but empty cacophony to me, emphasis on the “phony.” (Zing.)
More like “The Abominable Dr. Vibes,” y’know?
Hear me out: I really like crappy movies that aren’t crappy at all, because there’s no accounting for taste.
I’ve heard and seen some reactions to this movie that I disagree with strongly! It’s a good movie!
“One thing about living in Six Mile Hill I never could stomach: All the damn vampires.”
You’ll want to banish yourself to Shudder to watch this movie right away.
Not the kind you eat. In fact I’m still not 100% sure what melons have to do with [redacted] at all.
I would say “never change, Álex de la Iglesia,” but honestly, it’s been over 20 years and he definitely has not. It’s a good thing!
First: Please everyone bow to Matt Patches, one of my editors, who made the .gif as the header for this piece. It is truly breathtaking. Second: Watch these movies! Yes, the final entry is an example of Andy fudging his own rules, but I wrote the fucking thing, and you’re not the boss of me. …
This movie left me feeling awful Maudlin.
Just as a hint: The poster cuts off one of the most ferocious images in the movie. They had to mute its ferociousness. THAT’S how ferocious it is.
Well, sure, it’s 2021, but you can still be scared of 2020. You probably should be, too!
A review literally a year in the making.
Whose house? His house! Who’s he? A vengeful Sudanese witch!