I’ve heard and seen some reactions to this movie that I disagree with strongly! It’s a good movie!
“One thing about living in Six Mile Hill I never could stomach: All the damn vampires.”
You’ll want to banish yourself to Shudder to watch this movie right away.
Not the kind you eat. In fact I’m still not 100% sure what melons have to do with [redacted] at all.
I would say “never change, Álex de la Iglesia,” but honestly, it’s been over 20 years and he definitely has not. It’s a good thing!
First: Please everyone bow to Matt Patches, one of my editors, who made the .gif as the header for this piece. It is truly breathtaking. Second: Watch these movies! Yes, the final entry is an example of Andy fudging his own rules, but I wrote the fucking thing, and you’re not the boss of me. …
This movie left me feeling awful Maudlin.
Just as a hint: The poster cuts off one of the most ferocious images in the movie. They had to mute its ferociousness. THAT’S how ferocious it is.
Well, sure, it’s 2021, but you can still be scared of 2020. You probably should be, too!
A review literally a year in the making.
Whose house? His house! Who’s he? A vengeful Sudanese witch!
Man, social media horror shorts are a real breeding ground for future feature-length adaptations, eh?
A legacy sequel for a legacy sequel whose legacy speaks for itself.
I spent the days following my submission of my review seriously regretting I’d reviewed it at all.
In case you’re looking for somethin’ spooky to watch during this, even though it’s no longer the most spookiest time of the year: Here are 15 somethin’s!
It’s hard being a good cop in America’s werewolf country, and I guess we can just leave that chad hanging there and walk away.
A sterling example of getting what you pay for: A movie about possession that’s also named after possession.
I dare ya, take your best shot, just TRY and oh man yup that’s scary, nevermind
I have an old anecdote about Wil Wheaton that has stuck with me for over a decade, buckle up.
Hoooooo boy I did not like this bullshit at all.