In which the answer to “who’s a good boy” is “nobody, there is no good boy.”
There’s never a bad time to talk about censorship, especially when you’re talking about horror!
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A good movie that reminds us maybe the movies aren’t always the safest place to be, especially when a killer is killing people in the audience dead.
“Sounds” an awful lot like derivative, inventive, but empty cacophony to me, emphasis on the “phony.” (Zing.)
“One thing about living in Six Mile Hill I never could stomach: All the damn vampires.”
You’ll want to banish yourself to Shudder to watch this movie right away.
Nothing to mend a marriage like a vampire bite and a mounting pile of corpses.
Not the kind you eat. In fact I’m still not 100% sure what melons have to do with [redacted] at all.