“Sounds” an awful lot like derivative, inventive, but empty cacophony to me, emphasis on the “phony.” (Zing.)
“One thing about living in Six Mile Hill I never could stomach: All the damn vampires.”
You’ll want to banish yourself to Shudder to watch this movie right away.
Nothing to mend a marriage like a vampire bite and a mounting pile of corpses.
Not the kind you eat. In fact I’m still not 100% sure what melons have to do with [redacted] at all.