But first, she had to be invented.
Vampire hunting, let me tell you, that’s a job that’ll suck you dry. You’ll work ’till set of sun. It’s a high stakes gig. Vampire pun.
Ladies and gents: Perry Blackshear, one of the best horror filmmakers working today, flying on stealth mode.
You’d better ask MC Hammer ’bout this bad mama jama tall kid with the hoopa hypa lipta-gramma.
May I suggest that you vacation literally anywhere other than this movie? I may. And I will!
12 tracks on the fine art of putting a ten gallon hat on a mohawk.
Surprisingly, there’s a lot to know other than the fact that you have to drink a lot of ’em to get buzzed.
But up with this movie, way way way way way up with this movie.
It’s the end of the world as we know it, but if you watch these 10 films, you’ll feel fine. Or maybe you’ll feel worse!