Why indeed. Continue reading
Posted in March 2022 …
“20 Martial Arts Movies Every Guy Should See”
Every guy. And every gal. And hell, everyone else, however they identify. These are good-ass ass-kicking movies, friends. Continue reading
“‘Dear Mr. Brody’s’ Letters Of Heartbreak”
Oh, dear. Mr. Brody. How could you, Mr. Brody? Continue reading
“The Best Movies Based On Books”
Cue comments about all the books I “missed” or “forgot” on this list. Continue reading
“Dual Narratives Betray Subterfuge Drama ‘Huda’s Salon’s’ Strengths”
Sometimes, two movies for the price of one isn’t really a bargain. Continue reading
“Hurray for the Riff Raff Finds New ‘Life on Earth'”
Life on Earth, the album: Good. Life on Earth, the thing that we’re part of: Jury’s out. Continue reading
“The Perfect Beer and Snack Pairings For That Big Game”
In technical sportsball term, the delay on posting this could be referred to as an unforced error. Continue reading
“The Most Mind-Blowing Sci-Fi Thriller Of 2021 Is Finally Streaming Online”
You’re goddamn right it is (streaming, mind-blowing, sci-fi, and a thriller, but also horror). Continue reading
“‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ Review: David Blue Garcia Lets Leatherface Rip In Delightfully Gory Sequel”
Brum brummm, brum-brum-brummmmmmmm Continue reading
“I Want More Rom-Coms Like ‘I Want You Back'”
Not the Jackson 5 song, though that song is great, but a Jenny Slate and Charlie Day rom-com. This is, in fact, a selling point. Continue reading
“‘Strawberry Mansion’ Review: The Best Sci-Fi Love Story Since ‘Eternal Sunshine'”
I don’t always write my own headlines, and when I do, I usually say: Take it well-salted. A headline is supposed to be a little clicky. In this case, though, I think I agree, but it’s been so long since Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind that I can’t say for sure. Still: It’s a reasonable … Continue reading
“4 Exciting Hops to Watch in 2022”
One hop this time! Two hops this time! Three hops and a few hop products this time! Continue reading
“Rambling Ramblers Episode 48: Leon: The Professional”
Let’s ramble on about one of my erstwhile favorites (that is still a favorite, just not a top ten favorite). Continue reading
“The Best Classic & Old Movies on Netflix”
I’d say “who’re you callin’ old,” but I don’t want to get in an age contest with everyone who’s got a few years on me. Continue reading
“Take a Trip to ‘The Alien Coast’ with St. Paul & The Broken Bones”
“You could travel the world / But nothing comes close / To the alien coast” Continue reading
“Hellbender And The Generation Gap”
AKA, “Okay, Boomer: The Movie.” Continue reading
“‘The Grey’: The Alpha of Old Man Action Movies”
Once more into the fray, writing about a movie for the second time in *ten years*. Continue reading
“‘Rifkin’s Festival’ Review: Woody Allen’s Latest, Yet Again, Proves His Best Days Are Behind Him”
Woody: Please stop. Continue reading
“Mitski’s Own ‘Laurel Hell'”
Laurel Hell on Earth, and also in your ears. Continue reading
“Buster Keaton Is More Human than ‘Camera Man’ in Dana Stevens’ Excellent Biography”
Did my White Zombie reference land? You decide. Continue reading
A Constant Visual Feast 