“George Clooney’s Sentimentality Can’t Prop Up ‘The Tender Bar'”

The tender blah. Continue reading →

“2021 Was An Even Wilder Year Than Usual For Nicolas Cage”

“Nicolas Cage / Nicolas Cage / You can keep your Brussels and Amsterdam / Give me back my summer in Dresden, man.” Continue reading →

“‘Agnes’ Review: The Genre Subversion Of This Horror Nunspolitation Compels You”

Agnes / Beyond power of speech / When the one thing you want / Is the only thing out of your reach
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“‘Jockey’ and ‘Pig’ Highlight the Myriad Powers of the Character Actor”

Jockeying for a pig. Or pigging out with a jockey. Or how about one day I write an excerpt that’s actually good? Continue reading →