I just want to watch the goddamn movie. Continue reading
Posted in October 2021 …
“Family and Future Loom Large on Lowland Hum’s ‘At Home’”
Happy Halloween, our children and their grandchildren will need to wear hazmat suits to go outside in the future. Continue reading
“Solving the Case of ‘Horror Noire'”
I’m not sure I agree 100% with your police work there, movie. Continue reading
“Matthias Schweighöfer’s ‘Army of Thieves’ Replaces Zombie Chaos with Deep-Rooted Joy”
Armies by definition have 5 people in them, and now you know. Continue reading
“The Best Halloween Horror Movies to Stream Right Now”
You don’t have to watch all of ’em, but do yourself a favor and watch at least a few of ’em. Continue reading
“The Best Folk Horror Films You Need To Know”
You may have a ritualistic human sacrifice to a pagan god, as a treat. Continue reading
“Introducing: Carlson Young”
Nice to meet her. Continue reading
“The Biggest Sin You Can Commit In Horror Movies Is Being Serious”
There are so, so many things you should not do if you are in a horror movie, but above all else don’t look at the thing you shouldn’t look at. Continue reading
“Cold War Kids Adapt to Changing Times with ‘New Age Norms 3′”
What a time to be a Cold War Middle Aged Man. Continue reading
“What Is a Smoked Beer?”
Delicious. A smoked beer is delicious. Continue reading
“The ‘Luzzu’ May Be Sinking, But Alex Camilleri’s Wonderful Debut Stays Afloat”
Luzzu? I hardly KNOW yo- Continue reading
“We Have the Official Answer on the Difference between a Porter and a Stout. Or Do We?”
We do. Sort of. Maybe? What do you think? We’re not sure. No one is. Continue reading
“The Language of Silence: Valdimar Jóhannsson on ‘Lamb'”
I’m amazed this interview happened at all, so please do me a solid by clicking on it. Continue reading
“Lilly Hiatt’s Style Takes a Hushed Turn on ‘Lately'”
The Lilly Hiatt reviewer has logged on. Continue reading
“‘Squid Game’: Netflix’s Latest Phenomenon Turns Economic Inequality Into Propulsive Entertainment”
“Is that all this is to you? Some kind of squid game?” Continue reading
“‘Foundation’ Brings Isaac Asimov’s Unfilmable Vision To Apple TV+ With Overwhelming Purpose”
A show so jam-packed with show, I could hardly absorb it all at once. Continue reading
“SPOTLIGHT: Joshua Ray Walker Puts the Sounds of Sunset into ‘See You Next Time’”
The mournful title of a capper to a really great novel-esque trio of country records. Continue reading
“‘Welcome to the Blumhouse’s Insistence on Consistency Can Stifle New Horror Voices”
We’ve got fun and games. (And horror movies.) Continue reading
“The Best Slasher Films Ever Made”
I felt like making friends and getting positive comments, so I decided to do a ranking list. Continue reading
“The History of the Radler: Your New Favorite Summer Beer”
Why have a regular when you can have a RADler? Continue reading