God, please, take my mead, take all of it, if I never drink another glass of mead again it’ll be too soon.
No nightmare like a Twitter nightmare, because one you put a Twitter nightmare out there, it’s online forever via screenshotting!
Who knew that a bit of darkness would be such a bother for a bunch of goats?
Bravo, Bravo, take a bow.
Do you have the urge…to purge?
A major catastrophe about a major asshole, directed by a major asshole and starring yet another major asshole, given new life on Blu-ray, where we can watch all of these majors collide – in two cuts!
When you are a horror journalist and you are also a dad, you think about movies like this one on Father’s Day. (And most days.)