“An Appreciation Of 7 Movies Featuring Murderous Clothing”

First: Please everyone bow to Matt Patches, one of my editors, who made the .gif as the header for this piece. It is truly breathtaking.

Second: Watch these movies! Yes, the final entry is an example of Andy fudging his own rules, but I wrote the fucking thing, and you’re not the boss of me. (My editors are. If it’s good enough for them, it’s good enough for you.) I needed an excuse to write about Slaxx, which is great, and I made that into an excuse to talk about In Fabric, which is even greater. This is what you tune in for, people. Enjoy it.

Read the whole piece over at Polygon.