Kristen Stewart is gay. Clea Duvall is gay. Mackenzie Davis is, uh, not, but she plays gay well. Christmas is now gay. You are gay.
For Christmas, all I want is for movies to stop making Timothée Chalamet happen.
Ah, Mel Gibson; always you wrestle inside me.
A movie so bad I put off sharing my review on this site, and also put off sharing anything else.