He wouldn’t say that “Shriek of the Mutilated” is beautiful, per se, but he loves it anyway.
Kristen Stewart is gay. Clea Duvall is gay. Mackenzie Davis is, uh, not, but she plays gay well. Christmas is now gay. You are gay.
For Christmas, all I want is for movies to stop making Timothée Chalamet happen.
Ah, Mel Gibson; always you wrestle inside me.
A movie so bad I put off sharing my review on this site, and also put off sharing anything else.
I don’t know about you but I prefer MY Bill Murray performances neat.
A review literally a year in the making.
A history lesson plus a road map for revitalizing the USPS for the short and long term.
Whose house? His house! Who’s he? A vengeful Sudanese witch!
Man, social media horror shorts are a real breeding ground for future feature-length adaptations, eh?
A legacy sequel for a legacy sequel whose legacy speaks for itself.
Making history fun, and also not exactly true!
I spent the days following my submission of my review seriously regretting I’d reviewed it at all.
You come for the king, you best not make a half-assed Netflix movie.
A car crash makes for great creative inspiration. Who woulda thought?
In case you’re looking for somethin’ spooky to watch during this, even though it’s no longer the most spookiest time of the year: Here are 15 somethin’s!