“Patton Oswalt Sees the Beauty in Bad Movies”

He wouldn’t say that “Shriek of the Mutilated” is beautiful, per se, but he loves it anyway. Continue reading →

“‘Happiest Season’s Kristen Stewart and Mackenzie Davis Bolster Christmas Pap with Queer Identity

Kristen Stewart is gay. Clea Duvall is gay. Mackenzie Davis is, uh, not, but she plays gay well. Christmas is now gay. You are gay. Continue reading →

“‘A Rainy Day In New York’: Timothée Chalamet Stumbles In The Worst Woody Allen Feature In Years”Timot

For Christmas, all I want is for movies to stop making Timothée Chalamet happen. Continue reading →

“‘Fatman’: Mel Gibson Is Grim & Gritty Santa In This Ridiculous, Entertaining Holiday Thriller”

Ah, Mel Gibson; always you wrestle inside me. Continue reading →

“‘The Witches’: Anne Hathaway Casts An Exasperating Spell In Robert Zemeckis’ Dull Film”

A movie so bad I put off sharing my review on this site, and also put off sharing anything else. Continue reading →

“A Father-Daughter Bond Is ‘On the Rocks’ in Sofia Coppola’s Latest”

I don’t know about you but I prefer MY Bill Murray performances neat. Continue reading →

“Sing Grief’s Nursery Rhyme with ‘Koko-di Koko-da'”

A review literally a year in the making. Continue reading →

“The USPS Is Struggling. Could Postal Banking Save It?”

A history lesson plus a road map for revitalizing the USPS for the short and long term. Continue reading →

“Real World or Spiritual, Horror Is Always in the Room in ‘His House'”

Whose house? His house! Who’s he? A vengeful Sudanese witch! Continue reading →

“‘Come Play’: Gillian Jacobs Stars In A ‘Babadook’ Cousin With ‘Conjuring’ Aesthetics”

Man, social media horror shorts are a real breeding ground for future feature-length adaptations, eh? Continue reading →

“As an Attempt at Movie Magic, ‘The Craft: Legacy’ Quickly Fizzles”

A legacy sequel for a legacy sequel whose legacy speaks for itself. Continue reading →

“Taking the Grandstand in ‘The Trial of the Chicago 7′”

Making history fun, and also not exactly true! Continue reading →

“In ‘Bad Hair,’ Justin Simien Interweaves Horror and Comedy, with Mixed Results”

I spent the days following my submission of my review seriously regretting I’d reviewed it at all. Continue reading →

“‘Rebecca’ Quickly Subsides into the Dullest Parts of Its Source Material”

You come for the king, you best not make a half-assed Netflix movie. Continue reading →

“Mipso Finds New Harmony on Self-Titled 6th Album”

A car crash makes for great creative inspiration. Who woulda thought? Continue reading →

“The Best Horror Films Of 2020 (So Far)”

In case you’re looking for somethin’ spooky to watch during this, even though it’s no longer the most spookiest time of the year: Here are 15 somethin’s! Continue reading →