Can we bring back horny vampire movies? Vampire movies where kink is the main course and everyone in the cast is hot, and you also feel really weird thinking of them as hot because they’re sucking people’s blood or maybe just plain old butchering them? I feel like we’ve lost that and replaced it with mopey and firmly not sexy bullshit. Maybe I haven’t seen any good vampire movies lately. Maybe I’m just stuck in the early 2010s when Twilight was still relevant*. Whatever the case may be, I really enjoyed a visit to the 1960s with The Kiss of the Vampire.
You can read my full review over at Paste Magazine.
* It’s still still relevant, but less still relevant, y’know?