June is the time of year when we all get too antsy in the pantsy and can’t help talking about what’s best in pop culture. The bad news is that there’s not a lot in pop culture worth getting worked up about in 2019.
She’s home! Annabelle, she’s home! That’s…that’s really not good, whose home did she come to? Yours? Mine? Hopefully yours. Sorry, I want to live.
Because not all great movies run in theaters, or they do, but they’re not in theaters now, or when they DID run in theaters, it wasn’t at a theater near you. Look, these are all good movies, is what we’re saying.
It’s a deer! On a beach! Only in Michigan, I’m telling you.
And it took a good bit of legwork to actually get to ten, let me tell you!
A movie about zombies by one of the coolest filmmakers out there, starring a ton of people I like, should be a slam dunk, but then…what if it isn’t?
Good, patiently executed scares are a gift from the movie gods, and so’re opportunities to hash it out with the people responsible for putting those scares together.
Two French masters, a Montanan master, and an Austrian master all walk into the Criterion Collection and that’s it, that’s the joke.
I don’t know what I can say about this record that I don’t already say in the kicker to my review, but gosh I guess I’ll try.
A stunning, low key bit of animation from a descendant of unspeakable atrocity. Amazingly, he’s up to speaking about it.
You got your body horror in my psychological thriller! Except that it’s all horror, even when it’s too over-written for its own good. Pft.
Well, as long as the reruns are erotic, then I don’t mind if I do.
Here’re a few stray f**kin’ thoughts about that “Deadwood” movie those c**ksuckers at HBO finally f**kin’ put out for all of us regular b*stards to watch last month.
A portal back in time to when Oh Sees were Thee Oh Sees and they hadn’t released quite as many albums as they have to date.
Knock down that house and let the sunshine in! But mind the souvenirs! And don’t sing if someone else is singing!