Ho, ho, ho, here’s another friggin’ Star Wars article, this one about The Last Jedi‘s true menace, Poe Dameron, aka “the guy who keeps making bad decisions that get lots of Resistance members super-duper dead.” Spoiler! I guess! I hope you’ve seen the movie at this point, because if not I have way ruined it for you already.
Be that as it may, my second piece for The Hollywood Reporter about The Last Jedi is a good kind of hot take, not too hot, just enough to make you waggle your eyebrows and say “man this just needs to be a little bit cooler before I can really bite into it, or else I’ll scorch my tongue.” I have no fucking idea where I’m going with this metaphor, so excuse me while I abandon ship. Like the Resistance. (Except I won’t get exploded by First Order cannon fire. Ya burnt, Poe.)