…man, even thinking of an appropriate intro blurb for linking my review of The Secret Life of Pets feels like as much a chore as writing the review itself. What a nothing of a movie. It isn’t terrible. It isn’t good. It is awkward and oddly structured, and you can see where Chris Renaud and Yarrow Cheney might have pulled together a good film from its parts if they were better than average at what they do. Ugh. Just go read my thing at Paste Magazine.
