Review: Independence Day: Resurgence, 2016, dir. Roland Emmerich

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We always knew they’d be back indeed. We just didn’t know that they would be back in a movie this astoundingly bad. Look, I put down over twelve hundred words in digital ink to tear this stupid fucking thing a new one; I’ve earned my keep. I don’t have to preamble. The article I wrote for Paste Magazine does Independence Day: Resurgence all the justice it needs and then some. Go there and enjoy the fruits of my suffering. I did this for you, you savages.

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2 thoughts on “Review: Independence Day: Resurgence, 2016, dir. Roland Emmerich

    • It probably isn’t worth it, though I do understand wholly the cathartic impulse of writing a furious negative review of studio-produced garbage.

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