I probably don’t need to tell you at this point that Alice Through the Looking Glass is a pretty bad movie. I also don’t really want to tell you about it, because I’ve already dedicated enough ink to the film as it is, and even my 900 word take-down of the sequel to Tim Burton’s 2010 surprise success doesn’t feel like it goes quite hard enough. I don’t know. You tell me! Go to Paste Magazine, read my review, then come back and tell me if you think I did this thing proper justice.